Friday, April 11, 2014

Evacuate the dance floor: the legend of junior prom 2014

by Emily Gill

Most high school students have extremely high expectations for prom. How else would they justify spending hundreds of dollars on their clothes, tickets and flowers? People want to get what they pay for, and more often than not when it comes to prom, they’re not disappointed. Despite this, proms rarely end up being the perfect, magical dream nights people want them to be.  This year’s WMHS junior prom was no exception.
Prom started off just as anyone would expect. Students started arriving at the Woburn Hilton at around 6:30 at night. After waiting to take their professional photos and mingling amongst themselves, everyone was let into the ballroom at 7:00. Students ate dinner and played a party game. By the time the dancing began, everything had gone according plan. Little did anyone know, all that was about to change.
At about ten o’clock, things took a turn for the unexpected. As the prom goers slow-danced in a cliché fashion to “Iris” by The Goo Goo Dolls, trouble started brewing. Out of nowhere, the fire alarm began to go off. The flashing lights and sirens went unnoticed at first, but people eventually caught on. Woburn prom veteran DJ Dan kept his cool, cracking some jokes and insisting the whole thing was a false alarm. Another slow song was played to make up for the awkward moments students might’ve missed out on. Unfortunately, the uncomfortable swaying was interrupted yet again by DJ Dan, who told everyone to evacuate.
Imagine the chaos that ensued at this point. Barefoot girls in flimsy dresses rushed to find their purses and shoes. When all essential belongings were collected, the crowd poured out of the hotel lobby, into the cold and rainy night. Dates, by a hilarious presentation of either universal chivalry or the domino affect (you decide), quickly fumbled to give their shivering dates their jackets. Selfies were taken. Laughs were had. Then, after some awkward standing around, the okay was given to head back inside.

Thanks to some heroic firefighters, the selfless staff of the Woburn Hilton, and the best and brightest of Woburn High’s own faculty, everyone made it through the Great Prom Fire of 2014. The prom picked up again as if nothing had happened. DJ Dan, keeping it real as always, played “Fire Burning” by Sean Kingston. Students resumed dancing and having fun. There are several conspiracy theories as to why the alarm went off, the most realistic being smoke in the kitchen. Other more imaginative theories include people smoking in the bathroom and the teachers pulling the alarm to search peoples’ bags. What really happened? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know. 

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